WHAT—
... "They point to how security researchers hated Visual Basic 6 binaries due to the complexity of reverse engineering the software, the presence of a Lua obfuscation layer in the 2012 Flame malware, and the Grip virus, which contained a Brainfuck interpreter coded in Assembly to generate its keycodes, as examples."
It can only be a matter of time until malware authors stumble across CLC-INTERCAL. And then we'll ALL be sorry!
https://www.theregister.com/2025/03/29/malware_obscure_languages/?td=rt-3a
@cstross
Implementing BF in assembler would be easier than getting BF to do anything useful at all. 
@CppGuy Look, if you can write a CLC-INTERCAL compiler in INTERCAL (as indeed CLC did, back in the day), then ANYTHING is possible …
@cstross
I have sins to atone for, but there are sins and there are sins.
